im so miserable but i laugh at everything
My bro just came prancing into my room with a Burger King crown. We don’t have Burger King in Belgium. He drove all the way to the Netherlands.
help this wasn’t supposed to be such a popular post
its funnier to americans because in Europe you can just drive to another country for burger king
do people realize by not starting gay weddings with, “queerly beloved” they’re missing a really good opportunity
"queerly beloved, we are gathered here togay"
If we’re dating I will get you sexually frustrated a lot just to amuse myself
There is no satisfaction greater than being an amazing tease
Here’s to the Crazy Ones. The ones who can change the world.
There needs to be a bar or club or something that when you walk in there’s a rack of different color wristbands with words like “I looking for-“
- no one
So that everyone would know who’s looking for who.
"Hey that girl is cute. And her wristband says she’s also looking for a girl. Sweet!”
"He’s cute, but his wristband says girls. Oh well."
you are the future
HOW COME YOU GOTTA MARRY SOMEONE AND LIVE WITH THEM AND HAVE BABIES WHY CAN’T YOU JUST BUY A HOUSE WITH YOUR BEST FRIENDS AND JUST EAT PIZZA EVERYDAY AND PLAY GAMES ALL THE TIME IT WOULD BE LIKE A LIFE LONG SLEEPOVER AND YOU DON’T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT BREAKUPS OR THE D
i do not understand
this is really fucking me up how is it moving and staying in the same place fuck you all
fuck off fuck off fuck off
“A three second exposure meant that subjects had to stand very still to avoid being blurred, and holding a smile for that period was tricky. As a result, we have a tendency to see our Victorian ancestors as even more formal and stern than they might have been.”
Getting robbed is nothing but an inconvenience or a reason to stay put in a city for a while longer and injuries are simply conversation starters into a good story. Cliffs are there to be jumped off.
Your poor physical appearance is… nothing a few beers and a dip in the pool can’t fix.
The sentence “I have a private room” is the sexiest thing a traveller can say to another.
They run out of fires to dive into tidal waves.
Some people save their money to spend on a nice house, car or their retirement. Travellers spend everything they have on experience, the now, the present. Sacrificing stability, possessions, relationships and financial security to invest in living, laughing, dancing, sweating, learning, searching and discovering the world and themselves.
So what a wild experience to get unique people from all over the world into one room where all of a sudden these individuals who are a different breed at home are now in a community of like-minded people. The traveling world is a community of its own. A family away from family. Everyone and everything is accepted and you are friends with everyone in the room by just walking through the door.
Which is the hard part of travel? It isn’t the cold showers or sleeping on uncomfortable beds in a room with 10 other people. The bug bites, lack of cleanliness, or crowded buses. It is when it comes time to say goodbye to these people you meet. People who have loved you for just being yourself, inspired you to make happy decisions, shared an experience with you that no one else can quite understand without having been there.